June Event: Flipping Fantastic
Posted on July 24, 2019**koff**... Okay, Lil Flippy, read off to me which of these damn plants is what? Why didn't those airheads label any of these when they planted the Microgreens Irrigators?! Not all of us are Botanists! We don't all know the difference between this leafy green thing and that slight darker leafy green thing! It's bad enough I barely have enough consistent power down here to get anything to grow, I don't want to waste any of it. Ugh... Radiant. Just fucking radiant.
All I wanted was to make a Garden Pizza. A baby should be able to do this! I've watched Xenia's little monsters toddle their way through plenty of instruction manuals the were- no, fuck, Lil Choppy, put that security report down, they're not doing anything dangerous, it's, educational? Shit. Never mind.... **koff**... **hchh**...
Load up the Lunar Taco Recipe instead and get the Solar Radiator heated up. I'll just have that again. If the power cuts out, I can always have another Circuit Bar... for the fifteen thousandth time. All these sunny new recipes and somehow I end up eating the same fucking thing...
...Maybe I should try making the Solar Taco for once. Heh, that's a literally radiant idea, huh? Might be nice, and it doesn't take any damned greens. Do we have a G.E.E. left somewhere? No? Fuckin' figures. There's always the Solar Linguini, I haven't had that since I was a kid... Not since....
Hn? Lil Blendy, why is the com system blinking? No, don't just stare at me like that, what did you do?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM IS TRANSMITTING?! FUCKIN- TURN IT OFF!
I SAID CUT THE FEED-!
**kzzt**
