New Items: Soda Pops!
Posted on August 23, 2016A Pop of Flavor
Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I might have a slight caffeine addiction, usually in the form of a hot cup of coffee. But sometimes you need a quick fix on a hot day and nothing beats a cold, bubbly can of soda for that. I know you all love the classic original flavor, or at least Piper has bribed you enough into keeping it well-stocked. So let’s add some variety! I am very pleased to announce that the General Store is expanding its line of carbonated beverages with a whopping nineteen new flavors! That's right, you heard me, a whole shelf of nothing but fizzy drinks!
For flavors, we've got Blueberry Soda, Cherry Soda, Cola ZERO Soda, Cranberry Soda, Cream Soda, Diet Pop Soda, Dr Pop Soda, Ginger Ale Soda, Grape Soda, Green Apple Soda,
*GASP*
Lemon Lime Soda, Orange Soda, Peach Soda, Pineapple Soda, Root Beer Soda, Strawberry Soda, Tropical Punch Soda, Watermelon Soda,
*GASP*
and lastly, one of the Headmaster's guilty pleasures, Carbonated Milk.
Phew, that was a mouthful. I think I might crack one of these bad boys open right now and- Hey, HEY! Piper! I see you hiding behind that display! Keep your mitts off that Dr Pop unless you intend to pay for it! Piper! PIPER!!
